After observing my grandpa walk with some band-aid on my face, someone asked, “what happened?”
“I woke up this morning lying like a king with my arms and mouth open. I felt bruises on my right eyebrow and right knee that were in severe pain. The walls rendered the fresh color of blue with several hand marks on it. I could feel the textural difference on the front part of lower-lips. Only cloth I had in my body was my undergarment. Surprisingly, there was no headache but dizziness. Oh.. yeah my phallus was hurting so badly. The only relief I got when I found myself on my own bed!
I wish I could tell you what happened last night! But you got the picture, right?”
“You need a coffee, man!”